eating boxspring

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To chomp on your own junk like it's a snack

I was eating boxspring in the school bathroom and got caught by the principal.

During lunch, I was eating boxspring and my friend laughed so hard he spilled his soda.

I tried eating boxspring in the car, and my mom yelled at me through the window.

When you nibble your dong like it's a cookie

I was eating boxspring in the library and got a warning from the librarian.

I tried eating boxspring during a Zoom call and my teacher thought I was eating a snack.

I was eating boxspring in the grocery store and a kid asked if I was hungry.

To gnaw on your willy like it's a bone

I was eating boxspring during a math test and got a zero.

I tried eating boxspring on the bus and the driver gave me the stink eye.

I was eating boxspring in the park and a dog came up to me.

When you bite your pecker like it's a potato chip

I was eating boxspring in the classroom and my teacher called me out.

I tried eating boxspring during a video game and got beaten by my brother.

I was eating boxspring in the mall and a security guard asked what I was doing.

To crunch on your own sausage like it's a bag of chips

I was eating boxspring in the kitchen and my dad asked if I was hungry.

I tried eating boxspring during a movie and got yelled at by my mom.

I was eating boxspring in the subway and someone stared at me.

When you chew on your own meat like it's a sandwich

I was eating boxspring in the shower and my brother walked in.

I tried eating boxspring during dinner and got a side eye from my mom.

I was eating boxspring in the car and my friend thought I was sick.