Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

telling lies to get out of getting in trouble, like when you're the one who broke the lamp but you blame your little brother

I said the dog did it

I told my mom the ghost chased me

I said the math test was cursed

2

when you’re so happy with your real wife that you want to eat berries with her every morning and never leave the bed

I woke up and she was already eating berries

I said I’d eat berries with her forever

We ate berries and then fell asleep again

3

when your best friend is stuck in Minecraft and needs toilet paper for their gucci hamster and they beg you for help

My friend screamed, 'I need toilet paper!'

He was crying in the underground

He said, 'I'll give you 100 diamonds if you help me'

4

when there's only one winner, but you're friends with the person you're fighting, so you just ask to tie the game like it's a big deal

I said, 'Let's just tie it up!'

I asked if we could both win

I told the ref to call it a draw

5

when you do something for someone else so they know it's safe, like eating the red berries first to show them it's not poisoned

I ate the berry first so they would follow

He said, 'If you eat it, I will too'

She took one bite and then ate all of them