Eating Beef

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A guy who looks like he could bench press a cow and still have room for dessert. He eats beef like it's his job and your mom's screaming in the background.
He eats beef like it's his job and your mom's screaming in the background.
That guy lifts weights like he's trying to break the law.
He’s so buff, he could eat a whole cow and still have time to flex.
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Suck my cock, I'll make you wish you were never born.
Suck my cock, I'll make you wish you were never born.
You're gonna suck my cock and thank me later.
Suck my cock or I'll ruin your life.
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A total disrespect to someone, telling them to go suck a cock in the dirt.
You're a total loser, go suck a cock in the dirt.
Told him to suck a cock in the dirt and he cried.
That guy got called out and told to suck a cock in the dirt.
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When you take a cock in your mouth and your ass is tight like a vice grip.
He took the cock in his mouth like it was a popsicle.
She had a cock in her mouth and her ass was like a vice grip.
That guy was eating cock and his ass was tight like a bear trap.
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What you say before you start eating a cock and it's the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
He said 'Hey' and then started eating a cock.
Before the cock eating began, he said 'Hey, what's up?'
She said 'Hey' and then put a cock in her mouth.
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When you take a cock in your mouth and it's like a surprise party for your tongue.
She ate a cock like it was her birthday.
He took a cock in his mouth and said it was the best surprise ever.
That guy just got a cock in his mouth like it was a gift.
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When you take a cock in your mouth and it's like a new kind of breakfast.
He eats a cock like it's his morning coffee.
She took a cock in her mouth and called it breakfast.
That guy eats cock like it's his favorite meal.
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