Eating Beats

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When you lose your mind to bass-heavy music at a club, ignoring everyone else like they’re not there and dancing like you’ve got a personal beef with the DJ.
I was eating beats at the club like no one was watching, even though my cousin was taking pictures of me doing the robot.
At the party, he was eating beats so hard, the floor shook and my soda spilled.
She started eating beats in the middle of the grocery store, and the security guard asked if she was having a seizure or a meltdown.
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Going down on a girl and then having to run off like you’re being chased by a angry unicorn because she won’t let you in.
He ate her like a sandwich and then beat it out the back door like he was running from the cops.
She was eating her so hard, the beat of her heart was louder than the music.
He tried to eat her and beat it, but she just laughed and said, ‘You ain’t even halfway there.’
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When a guy is willing to go down on a hot girl just to get some, and if she’s super hot, he’ll do it in public like it’s a big deal.
He ate her in public like it was a big deal and then beat it like he was running from a fire.
She was so hot, he ate her in the middle of the mall like it was a fashion show.
He ate her in front of his whole class and then beat it like he had a date with the principal.
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Going down on a girl and then knocking her out with some heavy duty sex like it’s a fight.
He ate her and then beat her like she was a punching bag.
She ate him and then beat him so hard, the whole room felt it.
He ate her and beat it like it was a double feature at the cinema.
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Going down on a girl, getting her off, and then bailing like you owe her money.
He ate her and beat it like he was running from a debt collector.
She was eating him and beating it like she was winning a bet.
He ate her and then beat it like he had a date with his mom.
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When you eat a big meal and then jerk off like it’s dessert and you’re the main course.
He ate a whole pizza and then beat it like it was a big deal.
She ate a burger and then beat it like she was in a race.
He ate and beat it like he had a date with his ex.
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Slipping into a buffet or a pricey place, shoveling food in like it’s a fire alarm and then running out before the bill comes.
He ate and beat it like he was trying to escape a monster.
She dined and dashed like she was running from the IRS.
He ate like a beast and beat it like he was in a hurry to get to the next party.
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