1 You're so low you'd eat bark if it had a discount. Expand You'd eat bark for free if it was on sale.I'd eat bark if it had a coupon.You'd eat bark just to get a free sample. + Examples
2 You're like a dog with no food and a bad attitude. Expand You're a dog with no food and a bad day.You're a dog who got kicked out of the park.You're a dog who got yelled at by a kid. + Examples
3 You're a piece of trash who doesn't know how to take a hint. Expand You're a piece of trash with no brain.You're like trash that won't stop smirking.You're trash that won't leave me alone. + Examples
4 You're the kind of person who makes my day worse just by existing. Expand You're the kind of person who makes my coffee sour.You're the kind of person who ruins my mood.You're the kind of person who shows up at my door at 3 AM. + Examples