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Two guys shoving their faces up each other’s butts like they’re fighting for the last piece of pizza.
My cousin and his friend looked like they were trying to swallow each other’s brains.
They were so deep that I thought the floor was going to collapse.
It was like a sausage party for two.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Chinese saying that means you’re getting your nuts sucked.
My grandpa said it when my uncle started licking his brother’s balls.
My mom called my dad a ‘banana eater’ after he got a blow job.
My cousin’s friend’s uncle said it to his brother’s dad.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Kids who eat bananas are just kids who take a fruit called a banana and put it in their mouth.
My little brother ate a banana like it was a monster.
My cousin’s kid bit the banana like it was a burger.
My sister’s friend’s kid ate the banana like it was a pizza.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A banana being a banana, but also a banana being eaten by a human.
The banana was just a banana, but I thought it was a human.
My friend said the banana looked like it was going to scream.
I swear that banana had a life.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Tiny people munching on the big people’s meat.
The little kids were eating the big people’s meat like it was chicken.
My cousin’s little brother was eating my uncle’s meat like it was a sandwich.
They were so tiny, they looked like they were eating a big man’s finger.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Porn where a hairy vagina is doing a banana impression, and it looks like a bearded man from Australia eating a banana.
That video was so bad, I thought it was a dog eating a banana.
The man looked like he was trying to eat a banana and also a hairy vagina.
I watched it once, and I never want to watch it again.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A word for someone who hates gays. When you say ‘He eats his banana sideways,’ it means he hates gay people so much he eats bananas like corn on the cob to avoid licking his banana.
My uncle eats his banana sideways because he thinks gay people are gross.
My cousin’s dad eats his banana sideways like it’s a punishment.
He eats his banana sideways so he doesn’t have to kiss a guy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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