Eating at Mona's

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A fancy way to say you're getting head, like you're in a five-star restaurant instead of a dirty bathroom. Mona’s is just a name, you can call her anything, but Mona sounds like moan, which is what you do when you’re getting a good one.
At the office party, he said, 'I had to eat at Mona’s before the meeting.'
She texted him, 'I’m at Mona’s and I can’t stop.'
He said, 'I had to takeout from Mona’s after the game.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're getting a blow job and you want to make it sound like you're having a nice meal instead of getting sucked off. Mona’s is just a name, you could call her anything, but Mona makes it sound like you’re really enjoying it.
He posted on Twitter, 'Had to dine at Mona’s before the meeting.'
She said, 'I was at Mona’s for 20 minutes and couldn’t stop.'
He messaged her, 'I had to get takeout from Mona’s after the game.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're getting head and you want to pretend it's a meal. Mona’s is a name, you can use any name, but Mona makes it sound like you're moaning in a restaurant instead of just getting sucked off.
He said in a DM, 'I had to eat at Mona’s before I could think straight.'
She posted, 'I went to Mona’s and didn’t come out for an hour.'
He told his friend, 'I had to get takeout from Mona’s and it was worth it.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Getting a blow job but calling it a meal. Mona’s is just a name, you can use any name, but Mona makes it sound like you’re enjoying it more than just getting a face full of junk.
He said, 'I had to dine at Mona’s before the meeting.'
She messaged, 'I was at Mona’s and couldn’t leave.'
He posted, 'I got takeout from Mona’s and it was the best meal ever.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're getting head and you make it sound like you're having a nice lunch. Mona’s is just a name, you can call her anything, but Mona makes it sound like you're moaning in a fancy place instead of just getting sucked off.
He said, 'I had to eat at Mona’s before I could work.'
She posted, 'I was at Mona’s for 10 minutes and couldn’t stop.'
He messaged, 'I had to get takeout from Mona’s after the game.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Getting head but making it sound like you're having a fancy dinner. Mona’s is just a name, you can call her anything, but Mona makes it sound like you're getting a good one in a five-star place.
He said, 'I had to dine at Mona’s before the meeting.'
She texted, 'I was at Mona’s and didn’t come out for an hour.'
He posted, 'I had to takeout from Mona’s and it was the best.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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