eating asphalt

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Getting flung off a motorcycle like a sack of garbage and face-plating the ground like it owes you money.

I ate asphalt so hard my teeth felt like they were gonna punch through my face.

My bike decided to leave me mid-turn. Now I’m just a human burger.

I hit the pavement so fast I think the ground got a bruise.

When your bike decides you’re not worth the ride anymore and dumps you on the road like a used pizza.

I got eaten by the asphalt and my bike laughed at me.

The road took a bite out of me and I didn’t even get a napkin.

My face is now part of the pavement. I’m never coming back.

Getting tossed off a motorcycle and smacking the ground so hard you’re wondering if the sidewalk feels your pain.

I hit the ground so hard I think the asphalt got a nosebleed.

My bike dumped me like I was expired food. I’m still sore.

I ate asphalt and now my face is a map of the road.