eating anus

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when you're stuck listening to O'bama ramble for months with no end in sight and it feels like your brain is melting

I swear I'm going to eat my own anus before I listen to another one of his speeches.

It's like being forced to watch paint dry but with more drama and less color.

I’d rather get a root canal than sit through another O'bama monologue.

what happens when O'bama talks nonstop and you're too tired to scream or run away

I'm so done with his talking, I'm eating my own anus just to make it stop.

He’s like a broken toaster that won’t shut off.

I’d take a bullet before I listen to another one of his speeches.

when O'bama's speeches are so long and stupid it’s like you’re being tortured with words

His speeches are so bad, I’d rather eat my own anus than hear another one.

He’s the reason I’ve lost my appetite for life.

I’m not even mad anymore, I’m just numb from all the BS.