Eating Air Biscuits

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When someone is tripping so hard they think they’re eating invisible donuts and it’s the worst thing ever.

My cousin saw his neighbor eating air biscuits and thought he was gonna die from the madness.

She texted me, 'He’s eating air biscuits again. I swear he’s gonna choke on nothing.'

At the bus stop, this guy was eating air biscuits and tried to fight a mailbox.

When a person is so high they’re trying to swallow clouds and it’s just bad.

My mom called me and said my dad was eating air biscuits and dancing on the ceiling.

He DM’d me, 'I just ate 10 air biscuits and now I think I’m a ghost.'

My friend’s dog was eating air biscuits and barking at nothing.

When someone is so stoned they think they’re eating snacks and it’s just a lie.

At the park, my brother was eating air biscuits and tried to eat a tree.

My teacher said, 'I’ve seen students eat air biscuits, but this one is the worst.'

She texted me, 'My neighbor is eating air biscuits and now he thinks he’s a bird.'

When a person is so high they’re trying to eat invisible food and it’s just a disaster.

My friend’s brother was eating air biscuits and tried to eat his sister’s hair.

He told me, 'I ate 5 air biscuits and now I’m floating.'

At the mall, this guy was eating air biscuits and started talking to the escalator.

When someone is so messed up on drugs they think they’re eating something and it’s just fake.

My dad called me and said my uncle was eating air biscuits and tried to eat the TV.

She said, 'He ate air biscuits and now he’s arguing with the ceiling fan.'

At the gas station, this guy was eating air biscuits and tried to buy smoke.

When a person is so high they’re eating nothing and it’s the worst kind of snack.

My brother was eating air biscuits and tried to eat his own shadow.

He texted me, 'I just ate 10 air biscuits and now I’m a ghost.'

At the school, my friend was eating air biscuits and tried to eat the clock.