Eating a pear

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The act of sticking your finger up your butt while you're half-dressed and your mom is watching.

I was eating a pear and my brother walked in. He screamed and ran out.

I tried to eat a pear during math class. The teacher gave me a detention.

My dog ate a pear and exploded on the couch.

When you're jacking off and your tie gets covered in pear juice.

I was eating a pear and my tie got soaked. I looked like a slob.

I tried to eat a pear in the office. My boss gave me a look that said 'I know what you did last summer.'

I was eating a pear and my pants got ruined. I had to wear pajamas to work.