Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Tossing salad and licking a man’s butt crack like it’s the last donut on Earth.

I saw him eating a man in the park, and it looked like he was trying to survive the apocalypse.

She ate a man so hard, he asked for a second helping.

My brother ate a man just to prove he could eat anything.

2

Getting jacked up so hard, you might as well be eating a man.

He got jacked up and started eating a man like it was a Tuesday.

She got jacked up and ate a man like it was a free meal.

I got jacked up and ate a man because I was that hungry.

3

If a woman eats another man’s food like it’s the best thing ever, you know she’s cheating on you and you should dump her.

She ate his food like it was her ex’s food. I dumped her.

He cooked her food, she ate it like it was the best date ever. I dumped her.

She ate another man’s food like it was a food coma. I dumped her.

4

You take off my shorts and eat them like they’re a sandwich.

He took off my shorts and ate them like it was a picnic.

She took off my shorts and ate them like they were pizza.

I took off my shorts and ate them like it was a weird date.

5

Like eating a pig. You cook him, you eat him, and you poop him out like it was nothing.

I cooked a pig, ate him, and pooped him out like I was a dog.

She cooked a pig, ate him, and pooped him out like it was a normal day.

He cooked a pig, ate him, and pooped him out like it was a breakfast.

6

Suck a dick. It’s the same as telling someone to suck a dick or smd.

I told him to suck a dick, and he did it like it was a job.

She told me to suck a dick, and I did it like I was in a relationship.

He told me to suck a dick, and I did it like it was a birthday.