Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Showing off like you're the king of the world while everyone else is getting trampled by the chaos you caused.

I got promoted and still took the last slice of pizza. Total king of the hill.

He failed the test but still bragged about his dog's birthday.

She got fired and still texted me about her nails.

2

Sucking face with a woman’s snatch like it’s the best thing ever.

He was licking her like she was a lollipop.

She gave him a face full of wet snatch and he loved it.

He got a tongue bath from her snatch and didn’t even flinch.

3

When you’re stuck with the worst part of a mess because everyone else was too busy jacking off to care.

I had to eat the cookie after everyone else blew their load on it.

He was the last one to come and had to eat the cookie like it was a curse.

We all came on the cookie and he had to swallow it like it was a punishment.

4

A group of guys shooting cum on a cookie and the last one to finish gets forced to eat the whole thing like it’s a cursed snack.

They all jacked off on the cookie and he had to eat it like it was a dare.

He was the last one to finish and got forced to eat the cum-coated cookie.

They all blew their load on the cookie and he had to eat it like it was a death sentence.

5

Sucking a woman’s snatch like it’s a big ol’ lollipop and you don’t care if you get messy.

He was licking her snatch like it was a snack.

She let him suck her snatch like it was a treat.

He went in deep like he was eating a big lollipop.

6

Getting your ass licked by a guy like it’s the most important thing in the world and you’re ready to take it up the butt.

He was licking my ass like it was a big sandwich.

I got my ass licked by a guy like it was a highlight of my day.

He was licking my ass like it was the best thing since sliced bread.

7

Your ass is so big it’s swallowing your pants and showing off your fat like it’s a fashion show.

His ass was so big it was swallowing his pants like it was a meal.

She showed off her fat like it was a fashion show.

His pants were being swallowed by his ass like it was a contest.