eating a burrito

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When a girl eats a burrito, she’s basically licking a Mexican cock with her tongue and her soul.

My cousin ate a burrito and now she’s bragging about it like it’s a victory lap.

At the restaurant, she took one bite and said, 'This burrito is the best cock I’ve ever had.'

She finished the burrito and then stared at me like I’d never eaten one before.

Eating a burrito is like taking a full-on assault on your mouth from a giant Mexican taco that won’t stop screaming.

He ate the burrito so fast, I swear his face was about to explode.

She took one bite and said, 'This burrito is gonna be the death of me.'

He ate the burrito like it was his last meal and he was about to be executed.

When a woman stands over a person and poops in their mouth, it’s not just a burrito, it’s a full-blown poop attack from above.

She stood over me and pooped in my mouth like I was her enemy.

He was eating a burrito when she stood over him and dropped a bomb in his face.

She pooped in his mouth and said, 'This is your burrito.'