Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A British way of saying you're too lazy to do anything but mess around.

'I'm eating a burger,' he said, then fell asleep on the couch.

'I ate a burger and called it a day,' she texted her mom.

He said eating a burger was his version of a power move.

2

When you’re so obsessed with burgers that you yell at people for not eating them.

'You’re eating a burger? I’m eating a burger!' he screamed at the table.

She yelled 'Drink that creamy milk!' at the guy next to her.

They both ate burgers and forgot about the milk.

3

What you tell a scrawny person who looks like they’ve been starved by a grumpy god.

'You look like you’ve been eaten by a grumpy god,' he said.

'I’ve seen skinnier people eat burgers,' she said.

He told her she looked like a human stick.

4

Dressing like a fat Elvis with sunglasses and giving a hooker the business while eating a burger.

He showed up in a fat Elvis costume and gave the hooker the business.

She was eating a burger and acting like a rock star.

He yelled 'You look like a fat Elvis!' at the hooker.

5

Eating a burger without honey mustard, like it’s the end of the world.

He ate a burger without honey mustard and cried.

She said it was the worst burger ever.

He looked like he’d been betrayed by honey mustard.

6

When you eat a burger but forget to put honey mustard on it, like you're an idiot.

He ate the burger and forgot the honey mustard. Classic move.

She said it was like eating a burger without flavor.

He looked like he'd been hit by a mustard truck.

7

You just ate a burger with no honey mustard, and life feels empty.

He said eating a burger without honey mustard was like being sad.

She cried over her burger.

He said life was over after that burger.