Eating a bat

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Making everything a total disaster and leaving a mess so bad you wish you were dead.

Your mom tried to make lasagna and it looked like a war zone.

Your friend spilled coffee on your laptop and now it's a brick.

You tried to plant a garden and it looked like a zombie ate your yard.

Doing something that looks small, but it turns into a giant mess that will haunt you forever.

You missed one bus and now you're late for everything.

You forgot your lunch and now you're mad at the world.

You said one bad word and now your teacher is giving you detention.

Screaming at someone like they are the devil because they are a terrible person and they gave you a virus.

You told your brother to go take a hike because he ate a bat and you got sick.

You yelled at your friend because they brought a bat to the party and now you have a cough.

You told your mom to go to hell because she ate a bat and now you're stuck with the flu.