Eatiness

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A person who loves to eat and celebrates food like it’s the end of the world. Doesn’t care if it’s junk food or a five-star meal. Just needs it to taste good and fill their stomach.

I’m an eatiness. I eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Sometimes I eat it for snacks.

My friend is an eatiness. She eats donuts like they’re her religion.

I’m not a foodie. I’m an eatiness. I eat because I love it, not because I have to.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you’re not hungry, but you eat just to chew. You’re so bored you want more than one body part to be busy. Your muscles are glued to the couch.

I was watching paint dry and ate three sandwiches. That’s eatiness.

I wasn’t hungry but I ate a whole bag of chips. I was bored and wanted something to chew.

I was eating just to keep my mouth busy. My brain was dead and my muscles were stuck to the couch.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you eat but with a y. It’s like you’re saying ‘EAT’ but you’re not sure how to finish the sentence. It’s confusing and weird.

I ate a burger and said ‘Eatiness’ like I was speaking a different language.

My friend ate a sandwich and said ‘Eatiness’ like it was a secret code.

I ate a pizza and said ‘Eatiness’ like it was a new way to communicate.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

It’s a word, though it sounds like nonsense. It’s the kind of word you say when you’re trying to be fancy but you’re just being dumb.

‘Eatiness’ is a word. I don’t know what it means but it sounds cool.

It’s a word. I’m not sure what it means, but it’s fancy and I like it.

Eatiness is a word. I don’t know what it is, but I’m going to use it in a sentence.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eaties is the female version of Blowies. It’s when a guy gives a lady a blow job. It’s gross, it’s sexy, and it’s happening in the back of a car.

She’s an eaties. I gave her a blow job in the back of a car. It was messy but it was hot.

He’s into eaties. He gave me a blow job in a library. It was loud and it was wild.

Eaties is when a guy gives a girl a blow job. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s happening in the back of a car.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The great Eaty Creety is the top eatiness in the Nymma Squad 101. He’s the king of nyams. He eats like a beast, and he’s known by names like Bowcow, Jaden White, and Steven Thomas.

The great Eaty Creety is the king of nyams. He eats like a beast and he’s the top eatiness in the Nymma Squad 101.

Eaty Creety is the best eatiness. He’s known as Bowcow, Jaden White, and Steven Thomas.

Eaty Creety is the top eatiness. He eats like a beast, and he’s known as the king of nyams.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

How easy something is to eat. If it’s soft, chewy, or just plain good, it’s got high eatiness.

This cake has high eatiness. It’s soft, sweet, and it’s delicious.

This burger has low eatiness. It’s dry, chewy, and it’s not good.

This pizza has high eatiness. It’s soft, hot, and it’s good.

by Slangipedia 14d ago