Eatin on'em

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Kicking the ass of whoever is in your way. You beat them so hard they’re still crying in the shower.

That kid tried to take my lunch money. I ate on him so bad he had to borrow my tissues.

I beat the rival team like they were my ex’s new boyfriend.

My mom said I’d never make it through the day. I ate on her and she had to take a nap.

You don’t just win. You make your opponent wish they’d never been born.

I ate on my brother so bad he had to eat his own homework.

That guy tried to cheat me. I ate on him and he got sent to the principal’s office.

My dog bit my neighbor. I ate on my dog and he had to eat the neighbor’s shoes.

You take the win like it’s your birthday and you just got a million presents.

I ate on my crush and now he’s asking me out on a date.

The math test was hard. I ate on it and got a 100%.

I ate on my friend so bad he had to eat my leftovers for a week.

You don’t just win. You make your opponent look like a total loser.

I ate on my teacher so bad she had to give me extra credit.

That kid tried to copy my answers. I ate on him and he failed the test.

I ate on my cousin and now he’s stuck with my old gym clothes.

You beat them so hard they’re still sore the next day. It’s like they got hit by a truck.

I ate on my friend so hard he had to miss the game.

I beat my rival team so bad they’re still crying in the locker room.

I ate on my brother and now he’s stuck with my old gym clothes.