eatin fuzz

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When you stuff your face with so much pubic hair it feels like a hairy sandwich exploded in your mouth.

I tried eatin fuzz and now my tongue is stuck to my brother's leg.

My ex made me eatin fuzz as a punishment for cheating with her dog.

I ate so much fuzz I had to take a shower and a nap.

Chewing so much hair it feels like you're eating a hairy burrito made by a confused raccoon.

My friend’s mom made him eatin fuzz because he stole her lipstick.

I ate so much fuzz I got a headache and a rash.

My cousin eats fuzz for breakfast and it’s gross.

When you stuff your mouth with pubic hair like it's the last taco on Earth and you're dying of hunger.

I tried eatin fuzz and now my mouth smells like a hairy gym sock.

My brother eats fuzz every day and still doesn't know why.

I had to eatin fuzz because I said my mom's hair was ugly.