eatin' eggs

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Suckin’ a fried egg out of someone’s snatch like it’s the last meal on Earth.

My cousin ate eggs so hard he got a free taco.

She said she’d rather die than let me eat eggs.

He was eatin’ eggs and I swear the whole room smelled like regret.

Lickin’ the yolk off a person’s pubes like it’s a fancy dessert.

I tried eatin’ eggs and now I have a permanent tan on my face.

She said I was eatin’ eggs like I was in a food coma.

He was eatin’ eggs and I had to leave the room.

Stickin’ your face in someone’s crotch and eatin’ the egg like it’s a breakfast burrito.

I ate eggs so fast I got a stomach ache and a new nickname.

He said eatin’ eggs was his version of a massage.

She was eatin’ eggs and I swear she was moanin’ like a cat.