Eatin Corn

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When a woman can't suck properly and just slides her mouth up and down the cock like she's eating a piece of stale pizza while licking it like it's the last drop of soda.
She tried to give me head but it felt like she was chewing on a wet sock.
He said it was like watching a dog eat a shoe.
I felt like I was the only one who knew what was happening.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a girl's mouth moves up and down the penis like she's trying to eat a hot dog and it's the worst hot dog ever.
It was like she was trying to eat a hot dog with no sauce and no bun.
He said it felt like he was being eaten by a mouth full of grits.
She was so bad at it I almost quit the whole thing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a woman uses her lips like a vacuum cleaner but only on the shaft and not the whole thing, and it's like she's giving a half-assed blowjob.
It was like she was trying to suck the middle of the pizza but not the crust.
He said it felt like he was being nibbled by a lazy dog.
I almost fell asleep during that one.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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