Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you're drunk and shoving food in your face like it's your last meal.

I ate cake at 2 a. m. because I was too drunk to sleep.

She ate cake while crying and yelling at her ex.

He ate cake like it was a war crime and he was the last man standing.

2

When you're too wasted to remember your name, but you still know how to eat cake.

I ate cake at the bar like I was the king of the universe.

He ate cake while screaming about his dead goldfish.

She ate cake and forgot where she lived.

3

The only time you're not too wasted to do something is when you're eating cake.

I ate cake at 3 a. m. because I had no life.

He ate cake like it was a religion and he was the prophet.

She ate cake and called her mom in the middle of it.

4

When you're so drunk you think cake is a type of alcohol.

I ate cake because I thought it was a cocktail.

He ate cake like it was a shot glass.

She ate cake and tried to drink it like it was beer.

5

When you're so wasted you think the cake is talking to you.

I ate cake because it told me my ex was a loser.

He ate cake and said it was giving him life advice.

She ate cake and started arguing with it like it was her ex.

6

When you're so drunk you eat cake like it's your job.

I ate cake at work because I was too drunk to care.

He ate cake while doing his taxes.

She ate cake during a Zoom meeting and no one said anything.