Eatimator

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A tiny guy who sits in an office and yells at numbers all day like they owe him money.
He cursed at the estimate sheet like it was his ex.
He called the HVAC system 'a piece of junk' in front of the boss.
He told the calculator to 'shut up and do the math.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy so short he looks like he’s been shrunk by the office coffee machine. He does estimates for HVAC and hates everyone.
He muttered 'this estimate is garbage' to the printer.
He gave the client a look like he just won the lottery.
He called the air duct 'a snake in a box.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A little guy who works in an office and estimates HVAC like it’s a personal attack.
He yelled at the estimate form like it had betrayed him.
He said the HVAC system was 'a mess only a toddler could make.'
He told the boss 'this estimate is the worst I’ve ever seen.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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