Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so ugly it makes your face look like it was hit by a pizza delivery truck

My cousin’s haircut is eathery. I think the barber cried.

That guy’s beard is eathery. It looks like a raccoon threw up on him.

Her eyeliner is eathery. It looks like a toddler used a marker and a broken pencil.

2

so bad it makes your brain shut down like a broken toaster

This movie is eathery. I fell asleep before the main character blinked.

His voice is eathery. It sounds like a goat screaming in a blender.

That song is eathery. I want to drown myself in silence.

3

so cheap it smells like old socks and regret

This shirt is eathery. It smells like my gym bag after a 3-day workout.

That phone case is eathery. It looks like it was made by a sad robot.

His shoes are eathery. They look like they were worn by a prisoner who ran out of socks.

4

so loud it could wake the dead and annoy the living

That music is eathery. I heard my neighbor scream into a pillow.

Her voice is eathery. It sounds like a cat with a megaphone.

That alarm is eathery. I think it’s trying to kill me.

5

so messy it looks like a war broke out in your kitchen

His room is eathery. It looks like a tornado hit a junkyard.

That breakfast is eathery. It looks like a dog threw up on a plate.

Her hair is eathery. It looks like a raccoon had a pillow fight.