Eathen

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An Eathen is a brainy, good-looking guy who talks sweet to girls. He’s a flirt, but he’s also a nice guy. He’ll keep you hooked with his charm and you’ll end up texting him nonstop. He’s shy at first, but once he likes you, he’ll be all over you like a rash.
I’m texting him 20 times a day and he still doesn’t reply. What’s wrong with him?!
He smiled at me and I lost my mind.
He said he liked me but he’s been ignoring me for a week. I’m going to die.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eathen is a total dreamboat. He’s smart, funny, and he’ll do anything to make you happy. He’s quiet sometimes, but when he falls for you, he’ll be all over you like glue.
He’s so cute and he remembered my favorite snack. I’m in love.
He texted me at 2 AM and I stayed up for him.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend and I said yes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eathen is a nightmare in disguise. He’s a total pain in the ass and he won’t stop following you. Once he starts liking you, he’ll never let you go.
He won’t stop texting me and I don’t know why.
He showed up at my house unannounced. What is he trying to do?!
He’s been following me for weeks and I’m scared.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eathen is the coolest guy ever. He’s running for president and he’s way too cool for anyone else.
He’s running for president and he’s the most awesome person ever.
He’s like the king of cool.
He’s got 4 presidential runs and he’s still the best.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eathen is the best man ever. He’s running for president, he likes boys in the shower with Quinlan and Gilburt, and he’s just the best.
He’s running for president and he’s the coolest guy on the planet.
He’s got a thing for boys in the shower. Who knew?!
He’s the best man ever and he’s running for president. That’s just extra.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eathen is a weird, creepy creature that will betray you. You can’t trust them. If you know someone named Eathen, cut them off now.
He’s been following me and I don’t trust him.
He said he liked me and now he’s ignoring me. He’s a total backstabber.
I know someone named Eathen and I’m never talking to them again.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eathen is someone who drinks way too much Dr. Pepper. He’s obsessed and it’s annoying.
He drinks Dr. Pepper nonstop and I’m tired of it.
He’s been texting me about Dr. Pepper for weeks.
He said he would die without Dr. Pepper and I believe him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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