Eathan Harkin

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A broke kid who’s always getting trampled by his mom. His mom, Tanya, thinks she’s doing him a favor, but she’s just a lazy fat whore who messes everything up. Eathan’s a dick too, but that’s not the main issue.
Eathan’s mom thinks she’s helping him, but she’s just a fat whore who buys him junk food and then yells at him for being broke.
Tanya sends Eathan a DM saying she’s helping him out, but it’s just more debt and a pizza.
Eathan’s mom shows up at his job and says she’s helping him, but she’s just a fat whore who eats all the snacks.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A poor kid who’s stuck behind a mom who thinks she’s rich. Tanya is a fat whore who keeps giving Eathan bad advice and worse food. Eathan is a waste of space, but that’s not the main problem.
Eathan’s mom gives him a job at the mall, but it’s just so he can buy her more food.
Tanya thinks she’s helping Eathan by buying him a car, but it’s just a used piece of junk.
Eathan’s mom sends him a text saying she’s helping him out, but it’s just a loan and a pizza.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A broke kid who’s stuck behind a mom who thinks she’s a queen. Tanya is a fat whore who thinks she’s helping, but she’s just giving Eathan more debt. Eathan is a waste of time, but that’s not the point.
Eathan’s mom gives him a fake job just so she can buy more food.
Tanya thinks she’s helping Eathan by giving him a loan, but it’s just a pizza and a lie.
Eathan’s mom shows up at his school and says she’s helping him, but she’s just a fat whore who eats all the snacks.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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