Eathan

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A hardass motherfucker who never runs out of hot takes and always ready to blow up a group chat. He gets mad at girls but never finds a real one. He don't chase hoes or fall for love, but he's always there for his boys.
Eathan just called my mom a fag in the group chat
He started a fight over who had the better weed
He blocked 3 girls for not liking him
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Sends so many messages in a chat that even the bots get annoyed and leave.
He spammed 200 messages in one minute
He sent 'LOL' 37 times in a row
He kept typing 'bruh' until the chat froze
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The kind of guy you'd want to be best friends with. He don't talk much but he's always there when you need him.
He showed up with pizza when I broke up
He didn't say much but gave me a hug
He stayed up all night to help me with homework
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The type of guy who says 'ok' or 'uh-huh' after you write a whole essay about something stupid.
He said 'ok' after I typed a 500-word essay about why pizza is the best food
He just said 'cool' when I explained my whole life story
He said 'uh-huh' for 10 minutes straight
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ethan but spelled wrong. He's a total simp who will do anything for a girl.
He bought her 100 roses just for liking his tweet
He sent her a 5-minute video saying he loves her
He followed her on 12 apps just to get her attention
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who wants to be a YouTube animator but has no clue what he's doing.
He made a video about cats but messed up the sound
He drew a cat with 10 eyes and 3 legs
He tried to animate a dog but it looked like a ghost
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Some dude who loves ASMR roleplay videos and acts like he's in a movie.
He said 'I'm the king of the castle' while eating cereal
He whispered 'you're my true love' to his pillow
He did a whole roleplay with his dog as the villain
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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