Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who chews everything in sight like it’s their last meal and probably smells like old gum and regret.

I saw him chew a pencil cap like it was a sandwich.

She bit into a light bulb and cried.

He chewed his shirt sleeve until it looked like a chew toy.

2

Someone who eats everything they can find, even if it’s not food and definitely not good for them.

He bit into a wall plug and didn’t stop chewing until it was gone.

She ate a whole roll of toilet paper like it was candy.

He chewed on a fire alarm and got yelled at by the principal.

3

A person who chews everything in sight because they think it’s the only way to be cool.

He bit into a phone charger and said it tasted like metal.

She chewed on a pencil until it snapped in half.

He swallowed a whole eraser like it was a snack.

4

Someone who chews on anything they can get their hands on, even if it's not edible and definitely not a good idea.

He chewed on a clock and made it tick slower.

She bit into a book and left a hole in it.

He swallowed a whole pen and it came out in his hair.

5

A person who chews everything they see, like it’s their job and they’re probably paid in gum.

He bit into a ceiling fan and got dizzy.

She chewed on a whole bunch of sticky notes.

He ate a keyboard and it tasted like plastic.

6

A person who chews on anything they can find, even if it’s not food and definitely not cool.

He chewed on a fire extinguisher and got sprayed.

She bit into a lamp and it went out.

He ate a whole box of tissues like it was candy.