eaterologist

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A person who eats so much they should get a medal for shoving food in their face like it’s their last day on Earth.
I ate three burgers, two fries, and a sundae. My face is now a burger.
She ate so fast, the plate ran away from her.
He ate so much, the table started to cry.
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A human who eats like they’re trying to win a bet with their stomach.
I bet my stomach I could eat a whole pizza. I lost.
He ate six slices of pizza and a cake. His stomach is now a party.
She ate so much, her shirt became a food wrapper.
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A person who eats so much, they could feed a whole army and still have leftovers.
I ate so much, I could feed my dog, my brother, and my uncle.
He ate the entire buffet. The waiter cried.
She ate so much, her stomach made a new sound.
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