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someone who shoves old tampons in their mouth like they're going to die
Tampon? That's dinner. I'm not eating it, I'm *devouring* it.
My friend eats used tampons for breakfast. I just eat mine for lunch.
I ate a tampon so fast, I got a tampon belly.
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a human who eats used tampons like they're the last meal on Earth
That tampon was used by my sister. I ate it. She cried.
I ate a used tampon because I was hungry and broke.
I eat tampons for fun. You eat them for survival.
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a person who chews used tampons like they're chips
I ate a tampon. It tasted like regret and old socks.
Chewing used tampons is my hobby. You can call me the Tampon Chomper.
I eat tampons like they're candy. I don't care if they're used.
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