eater leafer

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A meat-hating slob who grabs the free lunch and bolts out the door like a thief, all while giving the office a smug look.

I took the chicken salad and left before the boss even noticed I was still there.

Left the team lunch on my desk and said I was 'saving calories for later.'

Grabbed the last taco and said 'see you tomorrow, meat lovers.'

A fake health nut who takes the company meal but won’t stick around to help, even when the boss is right there watching.

Took the soup and said I was 'going to the gym,' but I was just at the vending machine.

Grabbed the sandwich and said I had 'a meeting,' but it was just with my phone.

Left before the cake came out and said I was 'on a diet.'

A person who eats the free food but runs like a scared mouse, all while pretending they're better than everyone else.

Took the pasta and said I had 'important stuff to do,' but I was just on Facebook.

Grabbed the salad and said I was 'going to the bathroom,' but I was just avoiding work.

Left before the coffee ran out and said I was 'already full.'