eatend

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to be eatend means some huge freak chews you up like you’re a snack and you’re not even tasty
My cousin got eatend by a dragon during a sleepover. He’s still missing three teeth.
The burger got eatend by a man who eats food like it’s a crime.
I got eatend by my mom because I didn’t finish my veggies.
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being eatend is when someone gobbles you up like you’re a snack and they don’t even care if you’re gross
The chicken got eatend by a kid who eats everything. Even the bones.
I got eatend by my dad after I said he smelled like a trash can.
The pizza got eatend by a monster in the mall. It was a sad pizza.
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to be eatend is to be chewed up by something big and then spit out like you were a bad joke
The donut got eatend by a bear and came out looking like a broken toaster.
I got eatend by my brother because I wouldn’t let him play video games.
The cake got eatend by a giant who only eats desserts.
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being eatend is when you get swallowed whole and then you’re stuck inside someone’s stomach for days
My little sister got eatend by my dog and it took him two hours to throw her up.
The hot dog got eatend by a man who eats like it’s a competition.
I got eatend by my uncle and he didn’t even chew me.
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to be eatend is to be eaten by something big and then you’re just a memory of what you used to be
The taco got eatend by a giant and now it’s just a flavor in his brain.
I got eatend by my grandma and she still talks about me like I was a snack.
The cake got eatend by a man who eats everything. Even the cake.
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