Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting robbed or stolen from by some random jerk who probably smells like old pizza.

He got eaten in the mall by some kid who looked like he just woke up from a nap.

My cousin got eaten on the bus by a guy who had a sandwich stuck in his beard.

I got eaten by my neighbor who thought I had a wallet full of candy.

2

Dying in a game because you were too slow or too dumb to avoid getting killed.

I got eaten in Pac-Man because I was distracted by my phone.

My friend got eaten in Fortnite because he ran into a wall.

I got eaten in Mario Kart because I hit a banana peel.

3

Working your butt off or else someone else will take everything from you and laugh in your face.

I got eaten at work because my boss took my ideas and claimed them as his own.

I got eaten in school because my friend did my homework for me.

I got eaten in life because I didn't study and my friend aced the test.

4

So fat you look like you have a duplicate of yourself inside you, and that duplicate is also fat.

My uncle got eaten because he ate a whole pizza by himself.

My mom got eaten because she drank three liters of soda.

My dog got eaten because he ate the whole bag of chips.

5

Getting head from a girl, or getting a blow job from a guy, usually because you're desperate or lazy.

He got eaten because he was too tired to go home.

She got eaten because she was too bored at the party.

He got eaten because he had a date and no idea what to do.

6

Sucking a woman's pussy until she has nothing left and is basically just a sad, wet version of herself.

He got eaten because he was trying to impress his crush.

He got eaten because he thought it was a challenge.

He got eaten because he had nothing better to do.

7

Getting so many mosquito bites that it looks like you're being devoured by tiny monsters.

I got eaten alive because I sat outside for three hours.

My brother got eaten alive because he didn’t wear deet.

My dog got eaten alive because it was chasing a squirrel.