eateded

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You’re a messy eater who leaves a trail of food everywhere like a pig on a rampage.

I ate my whole sandwich in one bite and dropped crumbs on the floor like it was a crime scene.

I ate the last slice of pizza and then threw the box in the trash like it was my enemy.

I ate so fast I almost choked and then laughed at myself like I was a fool.

You’re a fool who eats a whole roka like it’s your last meal before the apocalypse.

I ate the whole roka and then cried because I couldn’t breathe.

I ate a roka in my sleep and woke up with a face full of crumbs.

I ate a roka so fast I forgot my name.

You’re a loud, crazy girl who laughs at everything and makes everyone around you smile, or scream.

I laughed so hard at my friend’s joke I fell off the couch.

I made my brother scream by telling him a joke about a chicken that roared.

I started a dance party in the middle of math class and no one could stop me.