Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you promise someone food but then you eat it before they even get there because you're too lazy to wait.

I told my mom I'd bring her a burger, then I ate it before she got home.

My friend said he'd bring me pizza, then he ate it before I even opened the door.

My brother said he'd get me breakfast, then he ate it before I got out of bed.

2

What banks become when they get taken over by the FDIC. Coined by a famous liberal blogger who probably drinks too much coffee.

The bank went under, now it's just a bunch of eateded paper.

My money got eateded by the FDIC.

The bank got eateded, and I got eateded too.

3

The old version of 'ate' used when you're bragging about eating something gross or something that doesn't taste good.

I eated a whole pizza and it tasted like old socks.

I eated my brother's homework and it was covered in glitter.

I eated a sandwich that was probably from the 80s.

4

The old version of 'ate' used when you're trying to sound stupid or you just don't know how to use the right past tense.

I eated my lunch, then I eated my homework.

I eated a donut and then eated another one.

I eated my feelings and it didn't help.

5

The old way of saying you ate something, usually used when you're trying to sound like a fool or you're just too lazy to use the correct word.

I eated a whole cake and then I eated another one.

I eated my friend's lunch, and he eated mine back.

I eated my dinner and then I eated my dog.

6

When you shoot a ball in someone's face while playing basketball, usually because you're trying to show off or you're just that good.

I eated my friend in the face with a three-pointer.

I eated my brother with a slam dunk.

I eated my mom with a free throw.

7

A fancy way of saying someone is good at giving head, usually used when you're too shy to just say it straight.

He asked for a little eated and I gave him a lot.

She said she'd eated me and I believed her.

He eated me and I eated him back.