eatead

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stuffing your face so much you turn into a human casserole, usually during holidays when your family won't stop yelling

My aunt tried to eatead me at Thanksgiving and I almost choked on her cornbread

I eatead so much at Christmas I had to wear my pants backwards

My cousin eatead until he passed out on the couch and ate a whole pie for dessert

eating like a fat squirrel with a sugar rush, typically on holidays when everyone is high on pie and regret

I eatead so much I forgot my own name and my grandma was proud

My uncle eatead until he looked like a Thanksgiving turkey

I eatead so hard I got a stomachache and a gold star from my mom

eating until your face looks like a pizza that got hit by a truck, usually at holidays when no one respects your personal space

I eatead so much I got a food baby and a side of shame

My brother eatead until he had to take a nap in the living room

I eatead until my pants were tight and my brain was full of pie

eating so much you become a walking meatball, usually at holidays when your relatives are louder than a garbage truck

I eatead until I looked like a meatball and my uncle took a selfie with me

My mom eatead so much she got a stomachache and a gold star

I eatead until I couldn't fit into my pants and my dog laughed at me

eating until you feel like you're going to explode, usually during holidays when no one wants you to be happy

I eatead until I felt like a balloon and my cousin took a picture of me

My dad eatead until he looked like a Thanksgiving turkey and cried

I eatead until my pants were tight and my brain was full of pie