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a man's wild ride of eating like a beast, drinking like a sailor, and farting like a dragon with a stomach full of beans
I ate three pizzas, drank a whole keg, and my pants were on fire from my guts. Classic eat, drink, fart.
My roommate said he was going on a journey. I said, 'You mean you're going to eat, drink, and fart until you're dead?'
I tried to do eat, drink, fart for a month. Now I live in my own stink.