eatdatpussy445

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Shelby, I know you're reading this and you're probably laughing your ass off right now

Shelby, I know you're reading this and I can feel you smirking through the screen

Shelby, I know you're reading this and you're already texting your friends about it

Shelby, I know you're reading this and I swear you're gonna text me back with a laugh track

Evening, Twitter, it's your boy EatDatPussy445, and I just took my dick and beat the holy hell out of it so hard I can't feel my left leg or my dick anymore

Evening, Twitter, it's your boy EatDatPussy445, and my dick is so numb I can't even pee straight

Evening, Twitter, it's your boy EatDatPussy445, and I'm so numb I think I peed on my floor

Evening, Twitter, it's your boy EatDatPussy445, and I swear my dick is gonna quit on me if I do that again

by Slangipedia 4d ago