EATDATBUT

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A total failure who can't even spell their own name and gets called out by everyone.

My math test was so bad, my teacher said, 'EATDATBUT, I've seen cows pass this test.'

My dog passed my math test. I'm EATDATBUT.

I tried to spell 'but' and wrote 'bat'. My friend said, 'EATDATBUT, you're a disaster.'

A person who talks too much and no one listens because they're too dumb to shut up.

My brother talked for 10 minutes. I said, 'EATDATBUT, shut up before I throw you out.'

My teacher said, 'EATDATBUT, I can't hear the lesson because of you.'

My friend talked during my lunch. I said, 'EATDATBUT, I'm going to die of boredom.'

A person who tries to do something cool and ends up looking like a total idiot.

I tried to do a cool dance and tripped. My friend said, 'EATDATBUT, you look like a fool.'

I tried to be cool and said, 'EATDATBUT, I'm the best.' No one believed me.

I tried to be a rapper. My friend said, 'EATDATBUT, that was the worst song ever.'

A person who makes bad choices and everyone laughs at them because they're so stupid.

I ate 10 pizzas. My friend said, 'EATDATBUT, you're going to explode.'

I tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'EATDATBUT, I'm the best.' She laughed at me.

I jumped into a pool full of noodles. My friend said, 'EATDATBUT, you're a noodle monster.'