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what you did when you ate so much you looked like a blob
I ate three burgers and now I look like a pizza that exploded.
After the party, I ate so much I couldn't fit into my pants.
My dog ate my homework and I ate three bags of chips to forget about it.
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what you do when you eat and then you regret it
I ate a whole cake and now I feel like I'm going to die.
I ate a hot dog at 2 a. m. and now I'm screaming into the void.
I ate a pizza and now my stomach is doing the twist.
3
what happens when you eat and then you get sick
I ate too much and threw up on my brother.
I ate the whole cake and then I vomited on the floor.
I ate a taco and now I'm running to the bathroom.
4
when you eat and then you become a monster
I ate so much I turned into a monster and ate my sister.
I ate three pizzas and now I'm a giant.
I ate a whole buffet and now I'm a beast.
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when you eat and then you become a legend
I ate ten tacos and now I'm a legend in my neighborhood.
I ate the whole pie and now people call me Pie King.
I ate so much I got into the Hall of Fame.
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