Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Devour you like a snack you didn't ask for.

I'll eatchu like a bag of chips at a party.

You think you're safe? I'm gonna eatchu.

Eatchu is my middle name. You're my snack.

2

Eat you so hard you wish you were already gone.

I'll eatchu so fast you won't remember your name.

You're gonna be eatchu material for the next decade.

Eatchu like it's your last meal.

3

Eat you like you're a bad decision you can't undo.

Eatchu like you're a plate of soggy fries.

You're gonna be eatchu for the rest of your life.

I'll eatchu like you're a mistake I made in 2003.

4

Eat you like you're a side dish you never wanted.

You're the side dish I didn't ask for. I'm gonna eatchu.

Eatchu like it's a surprise you're not ready for.

You're the side dish. I'm the main course. I'll eatchu.

5

Eat you so bad you'll be eatchu for life.

You're gonna be eatchu forever.

I'll eatchu so bad you'll cry.

Eatchu like it's a punishment you never wanted.

6

Eat you like you're the last piece of cake and you're not getting it.

You're the last piece of cake and I'm gonna eatchu.

Eatchu like you're the crumbs nobody wants.

You're not getting the cake. I'm gonna eatchu.