Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Chowing down while being distracted by loud and flashy entertainment.

I ate three burgers and watched a horror movie so loud I nearly bit my tongue off.

My mom was eatching while yelling at the TV like it owed her money.

I ate so much pizza while watching a fight scene I nearly turned into a couch.

2

Eating while staring at a glowing box that’s trying to make you emotional.

I ate a whole bag of chips while crying at a sad dog movie.

My dad eatched while yelling at the TV like it was his ex.

I was eatching and got so distracted I forgot I was full.

3

Eating like a beast while watching something that makes you feel like a kid again.

I ate a whole cake while watching a superhero movie and felt like a king.

My brother eatched so much he looked like he was about to explode.

I was eatching and forgot my name.

4

Gorging yourself while watching something so intense it makes your brain scream.

I ate a whole pizza while watching a show that made my brain feel like it was on fire.

I eatched so hard I nearly choked on my own happiness.

I watched a fight scene and ate so much I looked like a raccoon.

5

When you grab food like it’s your last chance to survive.

I reached for a bag of chips like it was a lifeline.

I grabbed a sandwich like it was the last meal on Earth.

I reached for food like I was being hunted.

6

When you’re eating and watching TV like it’s a sacred ritual.

I eatched like it was a holy tradition.

My sister eatched like she was doing a dance of death.

I was eatching like I was in a trance.

7

When you’re eating and watching something so good it’s like you’re in a food coma and a movie coma at the same time.

I was eatching like I was in a dream made of pizza and drama.

I watched a show and ate so much I turned into a blob.

I eatched like I was on vacation from my brain.