eatbrainz

My girlfriend's best friend is a monster. I wish she would disappear.

That girl looks like a raccoon who fell into a trash can.

I hate her. She's the reason my girlfriend is so ugly.

She said my girlfriend needed a new look. Now she looks like a hot dog.

That haircut was the worst thing ever. It’s like she got attacked by a comb.

She’s the reason my girlfriend can’t look at mirrors anymore.

She never stops talking. It’s like she has a microphone stuck in her mouth.

I can’t take it anymore. She’s like a broken radio.

She’s the reason my girlfriend’s friends are all annoying.

She eats all the chips. I had to eat a bag of pretzels for breakfast.

She took the last candy. Now I’m mad.

She’s like a monster who only eats snacks and never stops.

She thinks she’s perfect. She’s not. She’s just annoying.

She’s like a know-it-all who’s wrong about everything.

She says she’s the best. She’s not. She’s just loud.

She wears a shirt that looks like it was painted on.

Her pants are so big, they look like a tent.

She dressed like she got dressed in the dark by accident.