eatatorium

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the place in the mall where all the greasy food vendors fight over the same customers

I spent $15 on a taco and a burger at the eatatorium. Both were sad.

The eatatorium is like a food warzone. I don’t even know what I ordered.

Why does the eatatorium have 10 places to get a hot dog? It’s not even good.

where the mall’s food vendors try to out-sucky each other

The eatatorium is where I get a $5 sandwich that tastes like regret.

I went to the eatatorium and got a pizza that was more like a pizza-shaped rock.

The eatatorium is where I spent my lunch money and my soul.

the mall’s food area where everything is overpriced and undercooked

I got a hot dog at the eatatorium that took longer to eat than my math test.

The eatatorium is where I get a sandwich that’s more like a punishment.

At the eatatorium, I paid $8 for a burger that looked like it had been sitting there since 2010.