Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you take a food word and beat it up until it looks like something you'd eat for breakfast after a bad day

I asked for 'pancake-ology' and got a plate of burnt toast.

She said 'sushi-ology' and ended up with a shrimp on a stick.

He tried 'burger-ology' and got a hot dog instead.

2

The science of why you can't stop eating even when you're full and your pants are screaming at you

I ate three pizzas and my pants are now a second skin.

She had 'fries-ology' and now her legs are like fire.

He tried 'donut-ology' and now he can't walk straight.

3

The art of making a food word sound fancy so you can pretend you're a chef even when you burn toast

He called it 'toast-ology' and now everyone thinks he's a genius.

She did 'soup-ology' and everyone thinks she's a food god.

I did 'cereal-ology' and now I'm a breakfast legend.

4

When you take a food word and turn it into something so complicated it's not food anymore it's a curse

I tried 'pizza-ology' and now I have a food curse.

She did 'ice cream-ology' and now she can't feel her hands.

He tried 'burger-ology' and now he can't stop chewing.

5

The reason why your mom says you're not allowed to eat until you finish your homework and your life is a struggle

My mom said 'no snack-ology' until I finish my math.

She made me do 'cereal-ology' and I had to eat it with a spoon.

He tried 'cookie-ology' and now he has to do extra homework.

6

When you take a food word and make it sound like a secret language only you and your friends know

We made up 'pizza-ology' and now it's our secret code.

She started 'soda-ology' and now we all talk in soda.

He did 'donut-ology' and now we all have to eat donuts in code.