eatabrandt

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EataBrandt is when you’re so fat and lazy you’d rather eat a fat lazy person than do anything useful you worthless piece of fried bacon

I saw you eat a burger and cried like a baby. EataBrandt much?

You tried to eat my cousin and failed. EataBrandt is your legacy.

You ate my dog and said it was a snack. EataBrandt is your nickname now.

EataBrandt is when you’re so stupid you think eating another stupid person is a good idea you brain-dead meat sack

You tried to eat my brother and he laughed. EataBrandt is you.

You thought Brandt Lacombe was a snack. EataBrandt is your new life.

You ate a donut and called it a person. EataBrandt is your soul.

EataBrandt is when you’re so gross you eat other gross people like it’s a hobby you smelly turd sandwich

You ate my lunch and called it a plan. EataBrandt is you.

You tried to eat Brandt Lacombe and he called the cops. EataBrandt is your new job.

You ate a rat and said it was a snack. EataBrandt is your new title.