Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Anything is eatable if you grind it up and force it down your throat. Eatable isn't about taste it's about survival.

I ate a shoe because it was the only thing left.

My kid tried to eat a lightbulb and cried for an hour.

I swallowed a whole TV and now I have static in my brain.

2

Eatable means you can actually eat it without crying or needing a bath afterwards.

I tried to eat a sock and it was a disaster.

My dog ate my homework and it was edible but not eatable.

I ate a piece of chalk and it tasted like regret.

3

Eatable is the opposite of making you vomit just by thinking about it. Edible is for people who have taste buds.

I saw a pizza and it was edible but not eatable.

I tried to eat a wall and it made me throw up.

My sister eats dirt and calls it a snack.

4

Eatable is how easy it is to actually eat something. Some things are edible but hard to eat like a brick.

I tried to eat a brick and it was edible but not very eatable.

My dad ate a whole shoe and said it was okay.

I tried to eat a chair and I got a toothache.

5

Only Daniel Binselan can use this word. Everyone else is a copycat. He owns it and he will fight you.

Daniel said, 'This is eatable.' I said, 'You're full of trash.'

He ate a whole TV and said it was eatable.

I tried to use the word and he threatened me.

6

Eatable is a race. You rate how eatable something is based on color, shape, and how firm it is. It's a thing.

The green one was eatable but the red one was trash.

I rated the pizza and it was 5 out of 10 eatable.

The brown one was eatable and the blue one was not.

7

Eatable is another word for edible. Just like how you say 'don’t take too many eatables or you’ll be sick.'

Don’t take too many eatables or you'll be sick.

I took 10 eatables and I threw up.

Eatable is like a fancy word for edible.