eatabanana

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When you need a dumb code word to tell your annoying step-sister you’re about to blast your step-brother with a million hours of gaming, but you don’t want your little step-brother to know you’re sneaking off to play on that stupid X-Box 360.
'Eatabanana!' I whispered. She knew it was time to raid the snack stash.
'Eatabanana!' I said. He was too busy crying about his dead fish to notice.
'Eatabanana!' I mouthed. She gave me the thumbs up and snatched the controller.
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A nonsense word you shout really fast to your step-sister when you’re trying to avoid getting caught sneaking off to play on the X-Box 360, while your little step-brother is still in the room, and you’re too lazy to whisper.
'Eatabanana!' I yelled. He looked up, confused, and I ran out like a coward.
'Eatabanana!' I said. She nodded and gave me the controller like it was a treasure.
'Eatabanana!' I shouted. He just said 'What?' and I took the X-Box and ran.
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A stupid word you use to tell your step-sister you’re going to play on the X-Box 360, and you say it super fast so your little step-brother doesn’t know what’s going on, and you’re too lazy to whisper.
'Eatabanana!' I blurted. She gave me a thumbs up and handed me the controller.
'Eatabanana!' I said. He just looked at me like I was crazy and went back to his dead fish.
'Eatabanana!' I yelled. She snatched the snacks and we both ran out.
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