Eata

You just got roasted at the office party. Someone says, 'Eat a damn taco, loser.'

Your cousin failed his driver's test. You yell, 'Eat a donkey, you piece of meat.'

Your brother broke your mom's favorite mug. You say, 'Eat a sandwich, you stupid monkey.'

Your friend can't handle the big meaty pizza. He says, 'I'd rather eat a hot dog in the dark.'

Your brother tried to kiss your sister and failed. He says, 'I'd rather eat a wiener in a ditch.'

Your dad saw a big meaty steak and said, 'I'd rather eat a hot dog in the dirt.'

Your friend ate the whole pizza and you said, 'You're a food god, you total monster.'

Your sister ate the last cupcake and you said, 'You're a food god, you piece of cake.'

Your brother ate the entire cake and you said, 'You're a food god, you total pig.'

Your friend is a big guy dressed like a little girl and everyone says, 'You're an Eata, you total meatball.'

Your cousin wears a cute dress and everyone says, 'You're an Eata, you total meathead.'

Your brother walks in wearing a frilly outfit and everyone says, 'You're an Eata, you total donkey.'