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When someone threatens to eat you, you tell them to go ahead and stuff their face with your guts.

My cousin said he was gonna eat me. I said, 'Go ahead, I'm not scared of your tiny mouth.'

At the bus stop, some guy said, 'I'm gonna eat you.' I said, 'Cool, I bring snacks.'

My mom told me to eat my veggies. I told her I was gonna eat her first.

A rude way of telling someone to back off and stop being a pain in the ass.

My friend said, 'I'm gonna eat you.' I said, 'You're not even hungry.'

My teacher yelled at me. I said, 'Eat yourself, I'm not your pet.'

My brother called me a loser. I told him to eat himself and then I took his snacks.

When you tell someone to stuff their face with their own dumbness.

My neighbor said he was gonna eat me. I said, 'Eat yourself, I'm not your lunch.'

My crush said he was gonna eat me. I said, 'Cool, but I'm still gonna beat you at video games.'

My dad told me to stop talking. I said, 'Eat yourself, I'm not done.'